Archive for the ‘ Parody ’ Category

The Alone Ranger

“Politically Incorrect”, but satire and parody get a pass, right?

‘Sheriff’ Joe Arpaio

Every day this disgusting, disgraceful, worthless scumbag of a fuck of a sub-human being walks the Earth boggles the mind.

Curiouser and curiouser.

(I suppose a valid question would be which one of these nasty gross-fuck-wads I’m talking about, if not both)

Sprog Alert!

This guy is pretty funny. There is nothing funnier than hating on little brats.

Children are like littering and polluting of the world. Especially these daze. Toxic pollution, at best.

They are kind of cute when they are little and not yours, but very few of them.

Note: sprog, n., s., from sproggen; often derogatory: child, kid, baby, infant, etc…

SOUND ALERT! (learn to do decent audio for chrissakes)

https://www.facebook.com/mattbellassai/videos/1614015485296313/

 

What, me worry?

Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due. — David Mamet, The Spanish Prisoner

Although, there are some people who should definitely be worried.

http://www.madmagazine.com/

Urban Homeless Problems: The Final Solution

In the spirit of a humane solution to an age-old problem, to solve this ongoing issue of Hobos taking over our city parks and sidewalks and business entrances (and what next?), I would like to proffer a proposed course of action with which I think everyone can get on board. This is particularly important with the ongoing Climate Change issues and less severe, milder winters we are experiencing, causing a reduction in seasonal transient migration to warmer climes, as well as milder summers in other areas.

To wit: The Citizens of our cities should be armed with “Hobo Guns”.

These pump-action or semi-automatic, brightly colored and festively adorned, low-powered air guns would shoot soft foam projectiles called TERDs (Transient Eradication Relocation Darts). TERDs would be colored brown so as to better fade into the background after employment and deployment, and made of non-toxic, biodegradable materials, of course. (a firmer foam dart can be made available to those with a less compassionate and empathetic proclivity, and desire to speed up the process)

A barrage of TERDs on a Hobo by a group of citizenry will surely be a gentle, but firm, suggestion that they relocate to other areas beyond your city. These will be referred to as “Nudgings”. Those citizens willing and able to take up arms against this Sea of Troubles shall be referred to as “Cleaners”. Perhaps these Nudgings can be accompanied by cheers of “Out, Damned Spot!”

After what can only be envisioned as a short period of time, all Hobos within your greater urban area will be non-existent and the proposed Action Plan will be proclaimed a resounding success.

I suggest the official name of this program be “HEP-CATS” (Hobo Eradication Program — Compassionate Anti-Transient System).

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The Jim Jefferies Show

One of the best political humor shows on TV. (weekly on Comedy Central before The Daily Show) He is often LOL funny.

He’s actually better than Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on HBO. (not easy to do – that means that he’s better than most, if not all, other political humor TV shows)

http://www.cc.com/episodes/owcq8r/the-jim-jefferies-show-august-15–2017—charlottesville-white-supremacist-rally-season-1-ep-110

 

Trump Meme Imagery

A collection of all or most of my Anti-trump imagery.

http://www.TooOld.net/